Astrology Light Bulb Joke

My DSL is fixed, but now my brain is on the fritz!

So I'm posting this joke, which I thought was cute...especially Scorpio. It sounds just like a certain Scorpio I know. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO:
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install and two engineers to check the work.
LIBRA:
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...
SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret. Next question.
SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS:
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
PISCES:
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?